A Fascination with How Well Google Knows Me

I've been wondering lately if the "Kate needs" quiz will turn out any differently than the last time I did this. Thus:

Do a Google search for "Kate needs" (insert your name instead) and pick your favorites.

~Kate needs a shave.
~Kate needs a cold shower... Kate is hot!
~Venomous Kate needs new fangs. (Chiana, this one's for you.)
~Kate needs to tuck into some good Aussie breakfasts while she’s here.
~Kate needs a macro system thread. (Anyone know what that is?)
~Kate needs a priest.
~Kate needs to have her daughter taken away from her because it's obvious she's still a druggie and not a fit/proper mother. (Can you tell at least one famous Kate is in the gossips lately?)
~Kate needs better keyboard usability.
~Kate so needs to get burned. Kate needs to have her wings clipped. ... Kate needs crew & projectors. Kate needs to talk about the colour of paint.
~Kate needs a decent storyline. (ouch.)
~Does Kate need to be needed by someone who only needs her for her neediness? (Wow. Now that's bad gossip writing).

Has anyone else found any other versions of this meme?